Title: A Pharaoh From The West
By: Bridget McKennitt
Characters: Kanye West, Jay Pharaoh
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
Contains: No warnings in as far I know that can't be extrapolated from the header itself.
Disclaimer: Any real person, location, or organization mentioned in the story below own themselves. This is only a fictional story meant for entertainment and not intended for profit or believing the real people mentioned are like this in real life. Written for 
kristin for Yuletide.
Author's Notes: Okay, so this is almost a year in the making and it's more like a placeholder because the Kanye fic I wanted to write with Jay Pharaoh is supposed to be epic. The lyric is the inspiration for the epicness which is from Kanye West's Monster. Hope this still works for you, kristin!
Kanye West was some kind of sorcerer. Jay didn't know how else to explain how they were in a bar on Mars (he thought it was just a lyric in a Katy Perry song) sipping some Martian martini and attempting to save the universe.
"Did I really have to dress up as you?" Jay asked as he gestured to their outfits.
Kanye grinned wide. "Two Kanye Wests means business. Remember that, Pharaoh."
Jay took a sip of his martini and followed Kanye's lead. As long as he got back by Saturday night, he was golden.
"Time to make our move."
